Kerry Severson

Kerry has been a part-timer since 2015 — due to raising 2 teenage delinquents and generally poor play. Usually found toiling in Monday quali's, he is best known for annually missing more cuts than Paula Creamer and Smylie Kauffman combined. Also infamous for playing suspect music, and trying to pawn off sugary bourbon to unlucky players paired with him. Dresses like he just modeled in a scotch ad for Modern Drunkard Magazine. Always comes to first tee with a Michael Corleone mindset, but typically walks off the 18th green scoring like Fredo. 11-year winless streak dutifully intact. Should he ever claim a victory, it would surely rank as one of the most unpopular wins in Summer Tour Annals.